Fuuuuuuuuuh… Michael Crook!

From the ER mailbag:

We’re a Virginia based rock band who agrees with your dislikes of Michael Crook. In fact, we wrote a song about him and thought you would appreciate hearing it. Love the website by the way.

I think the song is hilarious, and y’all should check it out. Caution, though: this one is definitely not for the faint of heart or the kiddies.

The band is Permanent Ascent, and you can hear their music here. If any readers out there in Virginia have heard these guys, let me know. I’m interested to hear what you thought.

Now if I can only get the guys to write a song about Islam.

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Is Michael Crook Getting the Hint?

Michael Crook, the loser who had way more than 15 minutes of fame degrading the U.S. military, may be all done. Dave Chadwick reports in email that he has purchased the top three domains Crook has been using:

michaelcrook.com
michaelcrooktalks.com
oneangryguywithawebpage.com

If Crook decides to keep going with his retarded crusade, he’ll have to start over with a new domain, building it back up from scratch. All his previous websites are now owned by other parties, including the New England Police Network.

Kudos to Dave for stepping up and getting Crook to shut up. Hopefully this is a permanent thing.

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More Michael Crook Fun

Here’s some good news on the Michael Crook front. The New England Police Network has purchased four of Crook’s domains, including:

citizensagainstthetroops.info
citizensagainstthetroops.org
forsakethefirefighters.info
forsakethepolice.org

All four domains were purchased for a total of $20. Apparently they were pretty valuable to The Crookâ„¢. NEPN has produced the receipt on their site, since The Crookâ„¢ is claiming he got $2000 for the bunch. One zero, three zeros…it’s all the same, right? Easily confused. [Okay, I can't even say that with a straight face.] NEPN has screenshots of the Paypal screens, however. Can’t argue with that.

NEPN also posts Michael Crook’s personal contact info, just in case someone wants to send him a thank-you note for taking down the domains. You could also “discuss” his views on politics or the military.

Michael S. Crook
10 Candlelight Circle, Apt E
Liverpool, NY 13090
1.315.546.2102 or 1.315.254.0410

Remember to be courteous. After all, it’s way funnier to listen to a phone call when the good guy is calm and the bad guy is ranting like a starved hyena. Trust me, Heidi and I know all about bad guys who sound like starved hyenas.

Linked at Mudville Gazette

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Michael Crook Is At It Again

As Michelle Malkin puts it, he’s the “Unhinged Scumbag of the Year.” Crook, the piece of inhuman trash who couldn’t make it in the Army, has claimed responsibility for the hate-filled card sent to Joshua Sparling in Walter Reed Army Hospital. So you don’t have to visit his pus-filled blog (I refuse to link), here’s his little manifesto:

For those that have e-mailed or IM’d me regarding the card sent to Joshua Sparling, yes I did it. I do not regret a minute of it.
I even included a jab at my detractors, by signing it “Miguel”. Here in the photo, the card obviously made it to its intended destination, his hands and his hospital room. Enjoy that, tax-sucking scumbag!

Oh, and for the veteran scum at various, randomly chosen VFW halls across the country– including Fountain Hills, AZ; Dayton, OH; Syracuse, NY; Mays Landing, NJ; Houston TX, and more…. you’re welcome for your “special” cards and faxes.

And, yes, I was the “heartless SOB” that sent four cards to the Veterans Hospital on Irving Avenue in Syracuse.

No, I don’t regret it, and yes I’ll do it again in a heartbeat.

Any questions?

If you don’t know who this idiot is, you can read our previous coverage here, here, and here.

A police officer in NY wrote to Michelle to explain just how stupid (and aptly named) Crook is:

Michael Crook is admitting to have committed crimes. It is a crime to communicate with another via written or electronic means with intent to annoy, harass, or alarm (which he certainly did). In New York, it is called “Aggravated Harassment 2nd Degree” (Section 240.30 fof the New York State Penal Law). He ought to be locked up.

Since Sparling received the card that told him to “have a good time dying in the war,” we (and a lot of conservative bloggers) have been staying on top of it. Interestingly enough, the media hasn’t said too much. An article here and there, but nothing major (besides Fox, of course). Sparling finally received some real Christmas greetings from a Brownie troop in Texas (bless those girls!), but the point is that this should have NEVER happened.

Come on, media. Where’s your coverage? Where are the calls for justice now that some piece of smegma who happens to espouse your insane views of the world has confessed to a crime?

Hm. Rather quiet. Guess it’s up to us bloggers…again.

Note: I do have to wonder if Crook actually sent the cards or if he’s jumping on a hot bandwagon to refresh his 15 minutes of fame. Either way, my personal belief is that he should be shot in the face. I don’t give two steaming dog turds about his “freedom of speech.” Basic human decency calls for better than his conduct.

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No Lucky Train Wreck Yet

Michael Crook, the brainless, spineless and U.S. Army-rejected nut case is, sadly, still making news.

After closing down his siteand posting a big “F— off!” message on it, he realized that no visitors allowed means no attention. Since the thought of being as lonely on the net as he is in real life doesn’t appeal to him, he revamped the site and tossed it back up. It’s at michaelcrooktalks dot com (no, he doesn’t get a link), and he’s staying true to form. Currently, he’s spewing on everything from his joy at the death of cops to his designing a pool for those who wish to cast a bet on when someone will kill juvenile drunk driver Danielle Breman. The 17-year-old Syracuse girl crashed the car she was driving while drunk, killing her best friend. Breman pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter and DWI in May, and will serve six months jail time and five years probation.

At any rate, this is the new crusade of the piece of shit that most of us just ignore. If Michael Crook had two brain cells to rub together, he’d realize that the “pigs” that he’s always bitching about are often the only thing keeping people like Danielle Breman off the road.

I know. Pearls before swine.

I’m just saying.

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Michael Crook Takes His Toys and Stomps Off

You may recall Michael Crook, who appeared on Hannity and Colmes the other night to talk about his hatred for the military look like a stupid idiot while ranting about his sites ForsakeTheTroops and ForsakethePolice.

Today I decided to take another look at his wretched little hole in the wall. Turns out it was gone, and he had moved his pityparty to his private blog. I spent some time reading the comments, and I gotta say - my 7-year-old is better behaved on a bad day. A Blue Star Mother calmly and with a lot more restraint than most asked what would prompt such a hateful need for publicity. She then told him he was in her prayers. He responded by saying it was “all about the money, bitch.” When another person told Crook that “you could have made your point without calling her a name”, Crook replied “Yes, I could have, moron.”

When I read the post about veterans’ graves being defiled and vandalized over the weekend, and Crook rejoicing over it, I had had enough. I finally posted a comment, the gist of which was this:

A lot of ruckus has been made about your hatred and troop bashing, but I don’t enough time has been spent on why you have this agenda. Thank God for blogging, which allows people like me to rectify that problem. [I then pointed him to this post on Euphoric Reality exposing the military career that's almost as short as his last brain wave.]

As a veteran of the Armed Forces, I am not angered by your little crusade. You’re not really worth that. You may think you’re some kind of revolutionary, and you may have a lot of publicity now, but you’re really nothing. You’re a flash in the pan; a whining, insignificant little brat who’s upset that his dream of being in the military was stomped on. In a few months, we will only bring up your name as a punchline, a joke; and that’s if we even remember it at all.

Until then, yes, we will rant about you on our sites, we will laugh at you to your face. But we will also continue to defend your right to speak your mind; offering our time, our blood, limbs and lives to ensure that you will always be able to publicly air whatever tantrums you feel like. We understand that our sacrifice purchases freedom for all, not just those who appreciate it.

I am comforted by the knowledge that at the end of my life, I will look back and know that I was part of something larger than myself; something that is a proud and honorable truth greater than almost anything else I could have accomplished. I did something with my life. On the other hand, you will have nothing but your hatred and bitterness; and the knowledge that you spent a large part of your adult life railing against the one thing you wanted more than anything - simply because you could not have it for yourself. I pity you. What a sad little life.

I realize you’ll post an insult in reply to this, and that’s fine. Have a great day.

My comment never did show up on the site, and when I went back a bit later to show The Marine the retardation abounding in his corner of the internet, I was greeted with this message. Perplexed, I went directly to Michaelcrook.com, where I saw this.

Classy, isn’t he?

Apparently he’s retreated back to his playpen, choosing only to consort with others who share his pacifier-sucking sullenness. Maybe we’ve seen the last of this snot-nosed child, and maybe not. Either way, I’ll go to bed tonight smiling.

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Drooling Moron of the Year: “Forsake the Troops! Forsake the Police! The United States Sucks!”

OK…where do I start? How do I talk about this blithering idiot without giving him the validation of more attention that he so obviously craves? He’s been bragging about the hits his sites have gotten since his story went national - and his moronic motives are outlined below. I hate to jump on the pile, but I cannot let this guy slide without saying something.
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