Up Yours, America! I’m Obamessiah and I Am Teh Smartz

The material just keeps getting better. Smacking around the Democratic Presidential candidates is like shooting the proverbial fish in a barrel.

Michelle Obama has given conservatives more than enough fodder with her anti-American drivel, and watching her try to be gracious and classy is like watching a lamprey on the side of a fish tank–can’t really hide the teeth all the way down its throat. But her husband is less dangerous, simply because he’s so stupid it defies description. Between not knowing the number of states in the U.S., mixing up Sioux City and Sioux Falls (and for those of us who have lived in one location or the other, there’s a big difference), thinking Kansas tornadoes killed 10,000 when they really killed 12…the list goes on and on.

Michelle Malkin has a comprehensive list that will probably double in size by next week, sooner if he’s called upon to play janitor knight in shining armor to his wife’s oral diarrhea horrible treatment by the public. What a douchebag. First off, Michelle darling, it’s like STDs. If you don’t like them, keep your legs closed. Same principle here. Secondly, Mr. Michelle, if your wife has the balls to stand up and badmouth my country–the same one that allows you to run for President on the basis of nothing more than buzzwords and idiocy–then tell her to have the balls to take the tomatoes that will be thrown at her for being a spoiled, racist, ignorant bimbo.

We’ve got a feminazi socialist who’s so far in debt she’ll soon be rubbing charcoal on her legs to simulate stocking a la WWII, and a pair of twits who can barely contain their disdain for the United States. They’re liars, they’re idiots, and–yes, I’ll say it–they are horrible examples for the black community that is looking to him as their Great Hope. Obama’s not a symbol of “what the black man can achieve,” for Americans regardless of color are capable of much more than Barack Obama’s forgettable career. He’s just proof that affirmative action has finally reached the Presidential elections.

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Kennedy Has Some ‘Splainin’ to Do

Now that Teddy Kennedy is finally, 39 years after leaving Mary Jo Kopechne to drown, facing the possibility of meeting his Maker, I thought it fitting to list a few more things Teddy should explain when he gets there.

1. This gem, which I found quite by accident.

“The powerful winds and flood waters of Katrina tore away the mask that has hidden from public view the many Americans who are left out and left behind. As one nation under God, we cannot continue to ignore the injustice, the inequality and the gross disparities that exist in our society.”

We really should give Fat Teddy a little leeway with this issue, because if anyone knows about the “power of water” it would be him………Ooops.

In fact, he has a double with this statement, because if anyone knows about the “gross disparities in our society” it would be a silver-spooned Kennedy millionaire…..Ooooops.

And now that I think about it, Teddy hit a triple here, because everyone knows what a God-loving, man of Christian principles he is………Oooooooops!!

2. He should also explain the 180-degree turn from this statement…

“There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein’s regime is a serious danger, that he is a tyrant, and that his pursuit of lethal weapons of mass destruction cannot be tolerated. He must be disarmed.”

3. Don’t forget this little tidbit…

“But don’t you realize — that’s where I sail!”

There are so many more but I’m bored. Move along, Teddy. Make way for someone with maybe 10% more of a clue and 1% of the corruption. It looks like the Kennedy “dynasty” of sins is ending as an obese slob of an incoherent fool with a tumor in the one part of his brain that should have shut down years ago.

Do I wish harm on him? No. But Ted Kennedy’s politics and lobbying and ridiculous conduct when it comes to the war in Iraq has resulted in the deaths of four thousand of my brothers and sisters, and the wounding of many, many more. Therefore, do I care that he’s probably going to die soon? Not one iota.

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Hillary in Debt Up to Her Fake Smile

Looks like the Hilldebeest just doesn’t know when to quit and cut her losses. Can you imagine this woman at a blackjack table? She’d start betting clothing after a while just to stay in…and how disturbing is that?

The actual total debt of her campaign, as reported in the campaign finance filing for April, is $10 million in loans to herself plus $9.48 million in unpaid bills.

Additionally, campaign officials said the New York senator gave herself another $1.4 million loan in May, producing a total current debt of $20.88 million. But the latest loan that occurred in May will not show up on finance filings until next month.

Guess those diehard feminazis who claim poor Hillary is the victim of those hairy, nasty, chauvinistic piggy males are out of cash to keep donating. Maybe they used their pennies to pay for batteries.

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And We Elected These Nincompoops?

Congress supports the troops. In fact, they support the troops so much that they slapped some sneaky amnesty BS into a bill allowing funding for the war. And I mean funding for things like, you know, ammo and armor and things that will keep our guys fighting and not getting killed.

As if that’s not enough, here’s the list of other things they’ve been working on while our men live and fight in disgusting, terrifying conditions:

HR 1147: Congratulating the Northern Kentucky University women’s basketball team

HR 305: Recognizing the importance of bicycling

HR 1144: Expressing support for a “Frank Sinatra Day”

HR 1152: Honoring Arnold Palmer

HR 1074: Honoring the anniversary of the Crazy Horse Memorial

I’m going to let you @$$-clowns in on a little secret.

1. We don’t care about the NKU basketball team.
2. We’re going to gloss over the fact that you’re passing a resolution supporting men in spandex.
3. Arnold Palmer? Come on now. How about some real examples, like one of the Medal of Honor recipients?
4. I have no words for this one. We’re going to honor a carved mountain that won’t even be done for how many years?

Congress needs to realize, as B5 says, “WE’RE IN A DAMN WAR, PEOPLE!”

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Michelle Obama: A Bigger Mouth than a Hooker Short on Rent Money

Michelle Malkin has the transcript of the Obama-rama interview, where His Royal Idiotness tells people to stop being mean to his precious wife Michelle Obama.

Let’s face it. Michelle Obama has a problem with foot-in-mouth disease. In fact, her complete and utter inability to keep her mouth closed rivals that of a 12-year-old with Tourette’s. Obama’s sudden decision to play alpha male hubby is laughable at best, especially coming from a guy who doesn’t know how many states are in the Union, can’t tell the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls, and hasn’t a clue about the biggest nuclear waste clean-up in the country.

Does anyone love Obama and his anti-American shrew of a wife enough to tell them to go home? Or at least to show them a map of the U.S. so he can figure out where he is, and she can be distracted by connecting the towns with a magic marker?

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Bush Makes Remarks About Appeasers and Angers…The Appeasers

Everyone’s up in arms about the comments President Bush made while at the Knesset in Israel. Pelosi’s whining that it’s “beneath the office of the President,” Biden’s coming unglued, and all the Dems are lining up behind to slap someone’s wrist and say “poo on you.”

What’s the horrible quote in question?

“Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along,” Bush said in an address to the Knesset, the Israeli parliament, on Thursday. “We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: ‘Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.’ We have an obligation to call this what it is - the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.”

What’s the ruckus about? I say amen, amen, and kudos to Bush for saying it. Of course, it’s a bit late, since anti-war appeasement Dems are about as out of control as can be. But the sentiment is nice.

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Hillary Loans Herself $6.4 Million and Other Campaign Idiocy

FOX reports that Sen. Hildebeast Clinton loaned herself $6.4 million in the last month to keep her struggling campaign afloat. The pundits are so busy talking about her chances against Obamination that it seems everyone’s missing the most obvious question of all: How in blazes is that bimbo expected to do anything with the national budget when she can’t manage her own campaign? And she wants the government to pay for healthcare too? Is she going to loan herself funds for that? And who’s going to reimburse her for these loans?

Wake up, people. She’s a freaking idiot, and if people stopped cooing over the whole woman-or-black-guy thing, they’d realize that Obama and his competition are about as useful as teats on a boar. I haven’t said much about the election because I’ve been so disgusted with it all, but I suppose it’s time to just lay it out on the line.

First of all, you have Obama, who’s a piece of dog crap disguised as the Great Minority Hope. He’s vague enough to pick up the votes of the uninformed (Who doesn’t like “hope” and “change?”), but crazy enough to pick the nutroots’ vote. If he actually gets in the White House, I will have lost all faith in the ability of this nation to last another 5 years. And yes, I’m serious.

Then you have Hillary Clinton, who spells her last name c-o-r-r-u-p-t-b-i-t-c-h. I’d love to say that no one really takes this woman seriously, but then I read up on some of the comments left by Hilldebeast hopefuls around the net. These people live in a fantasyland so deep that it makes Willy Wonka look like a realist. She’s approaching that phase I call “Ronpaulism,” which is characterized by people looking at your campaign and saying, “Sweety, doesn’t anyone love you enough to tell you to go home?”

The crown jewel of this election, however, is McCain, who is only conservative if you somehow forgot what being a conservative means. I will vote for the idiot only because I’d rather die than see one of the Wonder Twins elected. That being said, it confuses me to no end that you have bloggers calling themselves “conservative” and yet honestly believing McCain is worth putting in the White House on his own merit and not as a stopgap for the Democratic World Defeatist Tour.

This is from McLoony’s site:

He is a common sense conservative who believes in a strong national defense, a smaller, more accountable government, economic growth and opportunity, the dignity of life and traditional values.

Common sense? How is it common sense to allow illegals anything in our country besides swift deportation and/or punishments for border jumping that actually deter the little losers from coming over to begin with?

How is it common sense to go behind the back of the people and the rest of Congress to broker deals with the other side instead of standing for what’s right?

How is it common sense to say that we cannot do what needs to be done in order to gain information from terrorists that would save American lives?

I’ll save you the suspense. It’s not common sense. It’s self-promoting, kiss-butt machinations designed to ingratiate himself with as many people as possible. McCain’s not a conservative, he’s a politician in every sense of the word, groomed and thrust down our throats by the media, who shaped the race from day one to ensure the actually qualified candidates (read: men with balls) were weeded out due to lack of visibility. (Do you know who Duncan Hunter is? I rest my case.)

I’ll say this very plainly: You cannot call yourself a true conservative and ACTUALLY support McCain at the same time–unless your only point in supporting him is to keep Tweedledee and Tweedledum out of the candy jar. And for all you blogs out there who think McCain is anything less than the bottom of the conservative barrel, bring your facts and we’ll debate. I’ll even give you airtime on the radio show.

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Abu Ghraib ex-detainee files ‘torture’ lawsuit against US military contractors

More idiocy.  This is what we are breeding–the day when a terrorist can sue because he didn’t like the way he was treated.

A former Iraqi detainee filed a lawsuit against two private US military contractors Monday alleging that he was tortured tortured while held at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq in 2003, according to AP. Emad al-Janabi said that employees of CACI International and L-3 Communications, who work as interrogators for the US military, physically abused him and often left him chained naked in his cell over the course of his 10-month stay at the prison. He also alleges that the contractors conspired to hide evidence of torture from International Red Cross inspectors and military and government officials. AP has more.

This is ridiculous.  How does our government not see that we are being played like violins?  Does Matt Maupin’s father get to sue for the torture his son received before being brutally murdered at the hands of people just like this piece of trash?  They will cry and scream about brutality, and yet if given half the chance, they would do things so disgustingly animalistic and cruel that Americans would cringe.

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Obama Can’t Crawl Out From Under His BigAzz “Pastor”

Apparently it took a poll to tell the Washington Post that Obamarama’s chances of having an intern under the desk in the Oval Office went down faster than Monica after his “pastor” Jeremiah Wright went all crazy on TV.

In other words, it took a poll to tell the Post something any untrained monkey could have told you while eating a banana with one hand and playing with his own with the other.

What’s that, you say?  You mean the ranting and raving, unpatriotic, anti-American, anti-white, race baiting piece of trash Wright isn’t a major boon to the Obama campaign?

The hell you say.

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A Word About Casualties and Proportion

Much has been made about the media’s grisly casualty benchmarks. They feel the need to point out every time we reach another thousand troops killed, even though it takes months for this to happen.

It’s been said before, but the bottom line–still–is that casualties in the Iraq War are nowhere near that of previous wars. In fact, the last time we formally declared war and lost less than 4,000 men and women, it was 1812.

Let’s take a look at actual figures.

Vietnam: 58,195 in 12 years, or an average of 4,850 per year (not accounting for the bell curve of actual casualties over peak time).

Korea: 54,246 in four years, or 13,561 per year.

WWII: 408,306 in four and a half years, or 90,735 per year.

WWI: 116,708 in five years, or 23,340 per year.

Civil War: some estimates are at 625,000, or 156,250 a year.

Now let’s look at Iraq.

4,531. In five years.

That’s less than 1,000 per year. We lost that in an hour on some battlefields, and no one flinched. It is the price of freedom.

When will we stop hearing the tired old argument about casualties?  Liberals need to shut up about casualties.  I’ve lost friends, my friends have lost friends.  We all have.  But they died knowing what apparently people like you antiwar jackasses can’t seem to understand: They died for something.  While tragic, their deaths preserve that much more time that you can freely go where you wish.  Their deaths make it possible for you to road trip to your next rally without having to show papers at a checkpoint somewhere because you crossed state lines.

Just my thoughts.

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Ann Coulter is a Goddess…

…at least this week she is. With her sarcastic wit and ease at finding the holes in her opponent’s argument, Coulter was at her best yesterday while hoisting Obama’s nutjob “pastor” Rev. Wright on his own racist petard.

Wright’s been complaining that everyone’s taking him “out of context.” Coulter takes that and runs with it. I almost snorted pop on my monitor when I read this.

It’s absolutely unheard of to repeat passages from famous speeches. In fact, I have a dream that we will not do that. Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask that the media stop replaying “snippets.” All we have to fear is repetition itself, because we are the people we’ve been waiting for to tear down that wall of endless repetition.

Just like Wright’s “snippets” leave no doubt of his meaning or intent, Coulter’s one liners are a thing of beauty.

In his speech to the National Press Club on Monday, for example, Wright described America as a country of “segregation, Jim Crow, lynching and the separate-but-equal fantasy.” Then he ran outside to feed more quarters into the meter where his time machine was parked.

I really do love this woman. Not only does Hillary probably have Wright on her staff by now, as Coulter suggests, but the Hilldebeast is probably doing sick and perverted dances of joy like below at the knowledge that a self-aggrandizing, racist, idiotic bozo derailed her opponent’s campaign.

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DNC Ad Shows U.S. Soldiers Being Blown Up

If this doesn’t get your blood boiling, I’m not sure what will.

The Democratic National Committee has sparked outrage among veterans and others across the internet by running an anti-John McCain ad that shows U.S. soldiers being blown up.

After the new ad’s voice-over castigated McCain for suggesting that the United States may stay in Iraq for “maybe 100” years, the footage becomes shocking.

The DNC ad then shows an explosive device detonating near two soldiers standing beside a palm tree. The two soldiers disappear in an explosive fireball. The video also shows images of burning vehicles.

The fact that Dems would even THINK of using the deaths of two American soldiers to further their defeatist political agenda makes me want to put THEM by a palm tree with an IED. The thing is, they’re gleeful about it. They’re unapologetic. Do they not get that those soldiers are someone’s husband and father and brother and son? What kind of ghouls are these people?

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Miley Cyrus and the Vanity Fair Photos

Are we sick of Miley Cyrus yet? I know I am. At first, it was a good story. Cute little girl, daughter of Achy Breaky Heart guy, gets TV show where she hides the fact that she’s a star or something. If you’re ages 6-14 and female, like Miley’s audience, it’s a plausible thing. It’s a multi-billion dollar industry, this Miley Cyrus craze, and to be frank, it was really only a matter of time before the princess lost a shoe.

Enter Vanity Fair and Annie Leibowitz, who featured Miley in the new issue. The issue, of course, wasn’t the fact that Miley Cyrus was in Vanity Fair. The issue was that her clothes weren’t in Vanity Fair.

I’ve seen the photo in question, much like every other person in America by now, and if she was 21, it’d be one thing. But she’s 15, people. Fifteen years old. Not old enough to have a driver’s license, but old enough to appear in Vanity Fair wrapped in a bedsheet?

VF claims that Miley’s “parents or her minders” were there the whole time. That means, this debacle is on them. Miley’s a child. Her parents failed. End of story.

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Anti-war students disrupt career fair at UC Santa Cruz

Antiwar students are out showing their idiotic lack of coherent thought processes again.

SANTA CRUZ – Performing a spoof on TV award shows, a dozen students opposed to military recruiters disrupted a UC Santa Cruz career fair Tuesday, giving Marine and Army officers certificates for being “the best manipulator of sexuality” and telling “the most lies in advertising.”

The Students Against War demonstration, which followed a rally and march of 100 activists, was tame compared to a 2005 clash that led UCSC to close the event. No injuries were reported and no arrests were made Tuesday.

There’s a great editorial here on the event. Perhaps not everyone over there is stupid.

Protest organizers say their goal this year was to engage people in nonviolent civil protest and not to shut down the career fair because they believe students should have the choice to talk to military recruiters if they want.

We find that talk encouraging — though the words ring hollow. Another of the protesters told a reporter that “military recruiters aren’t welcome here.”

Which is it?

We’d also like to ask protesters if they do not want recruiters targeting uneducated minorities, why protest a job fair on a college campus?

We expect college campuses to be hotbeds of free speech. We encourage it. Heck, it’s our stock in trade. But we like to listen to, and give a voice to, myriad opinions.

Protesters ought to give it a try.

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Islamic Goat-Lovers Say Mecca is at Zero Longitude

Just when I think I’ve heard everything that is stupid, asinine, retarded, pedophiliac, butt-loving, and arrogant about that religion of peace pigs called Islam, they surprise me (h/t John Hawkins at RWN).

SPEAKERS at a Doha conference on Mecca’s importance said that the holy city, not Greenwich, should become the reference point for world time, reigniting an old controversy that started some four decades ago.

A group of Islamic scholars presented on Saturday “scientific evidence” to prove that Mecca was the core of that the zero longitude passes through the holy city and not through Greenwich in the UK.

Greenwich in England has been the home of Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) since 1884. GMT is sometimes called Greenwich Meridian Time because it is measured from the Greenwich Meridian Line at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich. Greenwich is the place from where all time zones are measured.

In a clear support for the call, Islamic scholar Yousuf al-Qaradawi said Islam, “unlike other religions, never contradicted science”.

The participants recommended the unification of the time in the Arab world to the time in Mecca instead of Greenwich. They also called the Arab governments to abandon the new world maps “because they are forged to serve Western interests.”

They also demanded that buildings in the Arab world be directed towards Qibla.

Now I have heard it all.

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