Hillary Loans Herself $6.4 Million and Other Campaign Idiocy

FOX reports that Sen. Hildebeast Clinton loaned herself $6.4 million in the last month to keep her struggling campaign afloat. The pundits are so busy talking about her chances against Obamination that it seems everyone’s missing the most obvious question of all: How in blazes is that bimbo expected to do anything with the national budget when she can’t manage her own campaign? And she wants the government to pay for healthcare too? Is she going to loan herself funds for that? And who’s going to reimburse her for these loans?

Wake up, people. She’s a freaking idiot, and if people stopped cooing over the whole woman-or-black-guy thing, they’d realize that Obama and his competition are about as useful as teats on a boar. I haven’t said much about the election because I’ve been so disgusted with it all, but I suppose it’s time to just lay it out on the line.

First of all, you have Obama, who’s a piece of dog crap disguised as the Great Minority Hope. He’s vague enough to pick up the votes of the uninformed (Who doesn’t like “hope” and “change?”), but crazy enough to pick the nutroots’ vote. If he actually gets in the White House, I will have lost all faith in the ability of this nation to last another 5 years. And yes, I’m serious.

Then you have Hillary Clinton, who spells her last name c-o-r-r-u-p-t-b-i-t-c-h. I’d love to say that no one really takes this woman seriously, but then I read up on some of the comments left by Hilldebeast hopefuls around the net. These people live in a fantasyland so deep that it makes Willy Wonka look like a realist. She’s approaching that phase I call “Ronpaulism,” which is characterized by people looking at your campaign and saying, “Sweety, doesn’t anyone love you enough to tell you to go home?”

The crown jewel of this election, however, is McCain, who is only conservative if you somehow forgot what being a conservative means. I will vote for the idiot only because I’d rather die than see one of the Wonder Twins elected. That being said, it confuses me to no end that you have bloggers calling themselves “conservative” and yet honestly believing McCain is worth putting in the White House on his own merit and not as a stopgap for the Democratic World Defeatist Tour.

This is from McLoony’s site:

He is a common sense conservative who believes in a strong national defense, a smaller, more accountable government, economic growth and opportunity, the dignity of life and traditional values.

Common sense? How is it common sense to allow illegals anything in our country besides swift deportation and/or punishments for border jumping that actually deter the little losers from coming over to begin with?

How is it common sense to go behind the back of the people and the rest of Congress to broker deals with the other side instead of standing for what’s right?

How is it common sense to say that we cannot do what needs to be done in order to gain information from terrorists that would save American lives?

I’ll save you the suspense. It’s not common sense. It’s self-promoting, kiss-butt machinations designed to ingratiate himself with as many people as possible. McCain’s not a conservative, he’s a politician in every sense of the word, groomed and thrust down our throats by the media, who shaped the race from day one to ensure the actually qualified candidates (read: men with balls) were weeded out due to lack of visibility. (Do you know who Duncan Hunter is? I rest my case.)

I’ll say this very plainly: You cannot call yourself a true conservative and ACTUALLY support McCain at the same time–unless your only point in supporting him is to keep Tweedledee and Tweedledum out of the candy jar. And for all you blogs out there who think McCain is anything less than the bottom of the conservative barrel, bring your facts and we’ll debate. I’ll even give you airtime on the radio show.

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