Bush Lied, Boy Scouts Died
July 31, 2005 · Print This Article
This takes the cake for best satire of the day. Hands down. Here’s a sample:
President Bush was scheduled to meet with a large contingent of Boy Scouts at their National Jamboree on Tuesday. Boy Scouts lined the field waiting to hear from the President, but the President never came. President Bush instead used his magic powers and created a thunderstorm which in turn canceled his trip.
What thunderstorms asks an astute reader at Democratic Underground. What thunderstorms indeed.
What about the poor Boy Scouts you ask? Over 300 fell ill to dehydration, fatigue, mertibadgeitis and lightheadedness. Where was President Bush? He was sitting comfortable in the White House singing ‘I will Survive’ by Gloria Gaynor.
Wait until you read the links to Democratic Underground. These people actually think Bush made up the thunderstorm. What a bunch of dimwitted idiots.
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